[SERENA]
Look at my ass, look at my thighs
I'm catnip to the guys
They chase my tail, they drool and pant
Wanna touch this, but they can't
[SERENA]
All the boys wanna come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me 'round all day?
Watch me while I walk away
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
I bend and snap
[SERENA]
Feel how hot it's getting
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Bend and snap
[SERENA]
Then when you got 'em sweating
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
[SERENA]
No tight end can defend
Against the bend and snap
[PAULETTE]
Oh, that's easy for you to say
[MARGOT]
And you!
Girl, if you wanna make the team
Fake some self-esteem
[PILAR]
The more you jump around and scream
The sexier you seem
[PAULETTE]
Sorry girls, that ain't how I play
This wouldn't work if I tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while I walk away
[MARGOT]
No, wait, before you walk away
Just
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Bend and snap
[MARGOT]
Look how good you're getting!
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Bend and snap
[PILAR]
I bet right now you're sweating
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
[SERENA]
So depend on your friend
Called the bend
[ELLE]
It's not the time to overthink
Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink
[CUSTOMER]
Excuse me, would you teach me that?
I'm tired of living alone with my cat
[HAIR DRESSER]
Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls
But here's how we did it in The Laker Girls
[SERENA]
Look, do it and we'll go away
[PAULETTE]
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
[SERENA/MARGOT/PILAR]
Beeeeeeeend
And snap!
[PAULETTE]
Hey, wait a second
When I beckoned
Look how the guys came running
Like I'm
[PAULETTE]
Like I'm freaking
[PAULETTE/GUYS]
Wicked stunning
[PAULETTE]
Will you bake me cake and pie?
[PAULETTE]
And pay for stuff I buy?
[PAULETTE]
And hold me when I cry?
[PAULETTE/GUYS]
And I will tell you why
[PAULETTE]
I'm too rocking to lock away
All the boys come and gawk away
Dropping jaws from a block away
Watching while I walk away
[GUYS]
Love to watch her walk away
[PAULETTE/ENSEMBLE]
Bend and snap
[PAULETTE]
Now look how hot it's getting
[PAULETTE]
I bet right now you're sweating
[ENSEMBLE]
Spring the trap, they cheer and clap
[PAULETTE]
I depend on my friend
[ENSEMBLE]
Go Paulette!
Go Paulette!
[PAULETTE]
I depend on my friend
[ENSEMBLE]
Go, go, go Paulette!
[PAULETTE]
I depend on my friend
Called
[PAULETTE/ENSEMBLE]
The bend and snap
[PAULETTE]
I'm gonna bend with style
I'm gonna get me some Kyle!
[KYLE]
Paulette, did I leave my stylus?
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GIRL
Look at my ass
Look at my thighs
I'm catnip to the guys
They chase my tail
They drool and pant
Wanna touch this but they can't
No! All the boys want to come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me around all day
Watch me while I walk away
I bend and snap
Feel how hot it's
getting
Bend and snap
Then when you got em sweatin'
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
No tight end can defend against the bend and snap
PAULETTE
(spoken) Oh that's easy for you to say!
ELLE
(spoken) And you!
(sung) Girl if you want to make the team, then fake some self esteem
GIRL
The more you jump around and scream
The sexier you seem
PAULETTE
Sorry girls that ain't how I play
This wouldn't work if I tried all day
I gotta go
get my asthma spray
Watch me while I walk away
ELLE
No wait before you walk away
Just bend and snap
PAULETTE
OW!!!!
ELLE
Look how good you're gettin'!
Bend and snap!
GIRL
I bet right now you sweatin'
ALL
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
So depend on your friend
For the bend...
ELLE
It's not the time to overthink
Just try it once
He'll buy you a drink
GIRL
Excuse me would you teach me that
I am tired
of living alone with my cat
ELLE
Sure!
GIRL
Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls
But here's how we did it in the Laker Girls
Come on Paulette!
ELLE
You'll be fine!
GUY
Works every time!
GIRL
Look, do it and we'll go away
PAULETTE
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
ALL
BEEEEEEEENNNNND ANNNND SNAP!
GUYS
(spoken) DAMN!!!!
PAULETTE
Hey wait a second
When I beckoned
Look how the guys came runnin'
Like I'm
GUYS
Kickin!
PAULLETTE
Finger
GUYS
Lickin'!
PAULETTE
Like I'm frickin'
GUYS
Wicked stunnin'!
PAULETTE
Will you pay for stuff I buy?
GUYS
YES!
PAULETTE
And bake me cake and pie?
GUYS
YES!
PAULETTE
And hold me when I cry?
GUYS
YES!
PAULETTE
And I will tell you why!
GUYS
Why?
PAULETTE
I'm too rockin' to lock away
All the boys come to gawk away
Droppin' jaws from a block
away
Watchin' how I walk away
GUYS
Love to watch her walk away!
PAULETTE
I bend and snap!
Now look how hot it's gettin'
Bend and snap!
I bet right now you're sweatin'
ALL
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
PAULETTE
I depend on my friend
ALL
Go Paulette! Go Paulette!
PAULETTE
I depend on my friend
ALL
Go! Go! Go Paulette!
PAULETTE
I depend on my friend called the Bend and Snap!
ALL
The bend and
snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
PAULETTE
I'm GONNA GET ME SOME KYLE!!!
KYLE
(spoken) Paulette!
Did I leave my... stylus?
ALL
BEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNND AND SNAP!
PAULETTE
(spoken) Eeeeeh!!! Oh crap!
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GIRL Look at my ass Look at my thighs I'm catnip to the guys They chase my tail They drool and pant Wanna touch this but they can't No! All the boys want to come and play Snap my fingers and they obey Why do they follow me around all day Watch me while I walk away I bend and snap Feel how hot it's getting Bend and snap Then when you got em sweatin' Spring the trap They cheer and clap No tight end can defend against the bend and snap PAULETTE (spoken) Oh that's easy for you to say! ELLE (spoken) And you! (sung) Girl if you want to make the team, then fake some self esteem GIRL The more you jump around and scream The sexier you seem PAULETTE Sorry girls that ain't how I play This wouldn't work if I tried all day I gotta go get my asthma spray Watch me while I walk away ELLE No wait before you walk away Just bend and snap PAULETTE OW!!!! ELLE Look how good you're gettin'! Bend and snap! GIRL I bet right now you sweatin' ALL Spring the trap They cheer and clap So depend on your friend For the bend... ELLE It's not the time to overthink Just try it once He'll buy you a drink GIRL Excuse me would you teach me that I am tired of living alone with my cat ELLE Sure! GIRL Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls But here's how we did it in the Laker Girls Come on Paulette! ELLE You'll be fine! GUY Works every time! GIRL Look, do it and we'll go away PAULETTE Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! ALL BEEEEEEEENNNNND ANNNND SNAP! GUYS (spoken) DAMN!!!! PAULETTE Hey wait a second When I beckoned Look how the guys came runnin' Like I'm GUYS Kickin! PAULLETTE Finger GUYS Lickin'! PAULETTE Like I'm frickin' GUYS Wicked stunnin'! PAULETTE Will you pay for stuff I buy? GUYS YES! PAULETTE And bake me cake and pie? GUYS YES! PAULETTE And hold me when I cry? GUYS YES! PAULETTE And I will tell you why! GUYS Why? PAULETTE I'm too rockin' to lock away All the boys come to gawk away Droppin' jaws from a block away Watchin' how I walk away GUYS Love to watch her walk away! PAULETTE I bend and snap! Now look how hot it's gettin' Bend and snap! I bet right now you're sweatin' ALL Spring the trap They cheer and clap PAULETTE I depend on my friend ALL Go Paulette! Go Paulette! PAULETTE I depend on my friend ALL Go! Go! Go Paulette! PAULETTE I depend on my friend called the Bend and Snap! ALL The bend and snap Bend and snap Bend and snap Bend and snap Bend and snap Bend and snap PAULETTE I'm GONNA GET ME SOME KYLE!!! KYLE (spoken) Paulette! Did I leave my... stylus? ALL BEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNND AND SNAP! PAULETTE (spoken) Eeeeeh!!! Oh crap!