(Dr. Elmo, 1979, Dr. Elmo's Twisted Christmas)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
Staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had hoof-prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.
Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking root beer and
Playing cards with Cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
Or send
them back?
Send them back!!
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched
The hair on grandma's wig.
I've warned all my
Friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves,
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
And plays with elves
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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door into the snow.
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating
Claus marks on her back.
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(SEND THEM BACK!!! )
CHORUS
And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!)
And the blue and silver candles,
that would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Better watch out for yourselves.
they should never give a license,
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
(Sing it, Grandpa!)
CHORUS
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Well, a couple of good friends of mine, Elmo and Patsy wrote me
And said, they'd written the perfect country Christmas comedy song
I said, 'No you didn't, you didn't mention nothing about'
'Well, yeah, you pretty much got it all
I mean Grandma and of course the family
And getting drunk and run over by heavy machinery and
Well, since I needed the money, I felt obliged to include it on this record
And it goes a little something like this'
Grandma got
run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog
And we'd begged her not to go
But she'd left her medication
So she stumbled out the door into the snow
When they found her Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back
Grandma got run over by
a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
(On her way home)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
(Lord, we believe)
Now we're all so proud of Grandma
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' football
Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle
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It's not Christmas without
Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
(Midnight before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
(Say, there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
(Lord, we believe)
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And a blue and silver candle
That would
have just matched the hair in grandma's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
'Better watch out for yourselves'
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
(Minding her own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
(What do you mean there's no Santa?)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
(Lord, we believe)
Oh
As for
me and Grandpa, we believe
(We believe in Santa Claus)